Angelina Schesslitz Brothel ❤️

About Hamburg

Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—sex-dating, not time travel (tho that’d be dope). Set up a profile, somethin bout “lookin for a spark, no flux capacitor needed,” and Great Scott, the replies! One chick sent me a pic—BOOM—straight-up nude, no hello, no nothin. Surprised the hell outta me! Made me laugh tho—people are wild, man. But then there’s the creeps—dudes sendin dick pics like it’s a job interview. Pissed me off—where’s the class? “No one will be left,” like in Melancholia—cuz half these jerks scare everyone off!

Are you at least 18 years old?

I love jogging in Gottscheiner Park, where weird statues remind me of bygone eras. It’s so random – you stop to think, “Why is that there?” And I laugh at my own jokes, like “I’ll be back” when the run gets tough. The place has a vibe that makes me feel weirdly tough and soft at the same time.