Allison Parsberg Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this one time—true story—I saw her outside a dodgy tavern, hagglin’ with some drunk sod. She’s all, “Pay up, or I’ll cut ya!”—like, whoa, lass, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she’s got guts. Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores ran secret guilds—yep, legit unions! Had their own codes, protected each other—kinda like Batman watchin’ Gotham’s back, but with less capes and more corsets. Ain’t that wild?

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Germany Whore · Blowjob · Dirtytalk · Classic Sex · Anal Sex · Rimming · Golden Shower (give) · Erotic massage · Dildo Play/Toys.

Alright, listen up, ya dumb-dumbs! I'm sooo over this now. Parsberg (de) is a weird town, but I kinda adore it, ya know? Respect my authoritah! I'm a sexologist here, so I see all kinds of naughty stuff on these cute cobblestone streets. Streets like Am Liebestraß and Glühwürmchenweg are dirty but in a cute way. I mean, seriously, "they're our only chance" like in Children of Men, ya know what I'm sayin'?

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