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About Hamburg

Check it—met this chick once, swear she was a legend. Called herself Ruby, worked the streets near Soho back in ‘99. Heard she’d charm punters with a wink, then nick their wallets—smooth, baby! Little known fact: some say she stashed 10 grand under a bridge. Never found it—cops were fumin’, made me laugh my arse off!

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the weird local quirks. I once met a date on a bench near the Speedwell Fountain (jap, that’s a real name, right?). Me, laughin’ at my own code errors and her wonderin’ why the fountain moved as if ‘I’m your father’ was whispered from the deep. It’s kinda eerie, you know? Like life be crackin’ jokes without mercy. I swear, every alley seems to whisper ancient secrets, like them hidden lines from my fav movie. “And the eternal city, she burns!”—nah, not really but ya get the drift.

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