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Little known fact, tho—didja know some prostitutes back in the day used code words? Like, in the 70s, they’d say “trick” for a john, keepin it lowkey from the pigs. Sneaky shit, right? I’m lovin that hustle, that grind—it’s badass! Makes me happy as hell, seein women outsmart the system. But then—BAM—this dude rolls up, all sleazy, tryna haggle her price down. I’m pissed, yo! Like, “Man’s not hot, he’s a clown!” She shuts him down quick, tho— “I’m not here to play games,” she snaps, and I’m screamin inside, “YAAAS, SLAY!”

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Oh, and have ya seen Neustadt’s yearly festival? It's bonkers – practically the heartbeat of the town. The energy there? As wild and unpredictable as that movie’s vibe, like “life is a festival of love.” It fills me with joy and makes me feel so connected to everyone – dating app and all!

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