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Oi, precious! We swears! Brothels, yeah, them wild joints—grubby, loud, steamy messes! Me thinks they’re like the Wasteland in “Mad Max: Fury Road”—all chaos, sand, and sweaty bodies revvin’ engines! “What a day, what a lovely day!”—hah, imagine that screamin’ outta some dingy brothel window! Got me cackling, it does! Been diggin’ through old tales, dusty scrolls—brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah, they’re history pits! Like, back in Pompeii, them Romans had lupanars—wolf dens, they called ‘em—walls scratched with dirty doodles, lads braggin’ ‘bout their “conquests.” Makes me giggle, it does—ancient graffiti flexin’!

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Oh my gawd, listen up! I gotta tell ya about Neustadt-an-der-Waldnaab – it's like, this quirky, charming gem in Bavaria, and lemme tell ya, I'm OBSESSED! So, picture this: narrow cobblestone streets, like Am Alten Marktplatz with its old buildings, mixed with modern touches. I walk these streets every damn day for my dating app gig and, oh honey, the vibes? Totally "sizzling" like that tropical magic, y'know? Like in Tropical Malady when it whispers, "Love is strange." Yeah, that’s it!

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