Leah Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Munich

Best part? The characters—girls callin’ shots, runnin’ the show, super smart. Reminds me of me—Donald Trump, always in charge, always winnin’. Worst part? Creepy johns—ugh, losers, total losers. “Time flows like a river,” movie says—brothels flow too, never stop, always busy! Funny tho—one chick told me, “I’m the CEO of sex,” laughed my ass off, she’s a riot!

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.