Evelyn Neu Wulmstorf Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Brothel’s stock—man, it’s nuts. Started as some tiny startup in Nevada, swear it’s true—heard they got roots in old-school bunny ranches, but now it’s all high-tech. Little known fact: founder was a freaky ex-car salesman, pitched silicone ladies to Wall Street suits! *cackles* Can ya imagine? “Gentlemen, witness me!” he says, unveilin’ a robo-hooker. Stock shot up 300% in a week once—made me happy as a pig in shit. But then—bam!—crashed hard, pissed me off. Shady execs, cookin’ books, prolly screwin’ investors AND the dolls, hah!

Willkommen

The breakfast was surprisingly good with artisan cheeses and hearty breads. The rooms are definitely brothel chic, a little shabby but with tons.

And yo, if you're craving a bit of surprise, swing by the little-known riverside at Kirchweg. The water glistens, almost like it's whispering secrets. I always freak out how calm it is after such a busy day. It makes me so happy, like oh em gee I could just cry from joy sometimes cuz it's sooo pure, man.

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