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One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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Oh, and lemme tell ya about my fave secret hideout near Lindenalle, a little nook with giant pine trees and wildflowers – perfect for my daily chill sessions. I've sat there for hours, breathing deep, feeling as if every raindrop whispered "embrace the moment." Sometimes I laugh thinking "I’m ready!" and run around like a sponge (SpongeBob style, dude!)

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