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So I’m leggin’ it down Soho—well, not really, more like trippin’ over me own feet, *thump*! Faceplant, classic Bean move. This bird, right, she’s leanin’ on a lamppost, skirt shorter than me attention span. I go, “Errr, hullo!” all twitchy, an’ she’s like, “Wot you after, love?” I’m thinkin’, *blimey, she’s no Cathy Whitaker*, all prim an’ proper—this one’s got more grit than a builder’s tea!

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Then there's Oranienburger Str. in Mitte. I think it's still there. From around the corner of Oranienburger and Tucholskystr. to Hakescher Markt, in the evening, there are usually .

Bet you didn’t know: while many chitchat on how Mitte is all slick and polished, I see it as a puzzle. Each block, each crack in cobblestones, tells a story. Sometimes, I even feel a kinship with those hard-edged characters in “No Country for Old Men” – “If the rule you followed brought you to this, then you must have known it would happen.” Kinda wild, huh?

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