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About Dortmund

Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

What is prostitution?

I sell a running brothel/private club between Wuppertal and Dusseldorf. The Brothel is sat out the long town and has been around for almost 20 Years.

I remember wanderin’ through the alleys off Nebenweg. That slick backstreet’s where I had confabulations with couples, spilling their steamy stories while laughing like crazy in the moonlight. Not everyone knows that fuckin’ magic happens here—it's a hideout for intimate souls.

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