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Lemme tell ya somethin’—back in the day, sailors in real ports, not just Bikini Bottom, would hunt for “ladies of the night” after months at sea! True story! They’d trade fish or coins—kinda gross, kinda fascinatin’, right? Makes me mad tho—why’d they gotta be so desperate? Ugh, humans are WEIRD! But I’m bouncin’ with joy thinkin’ ‘bout how I’d handle it—maybe I’d just chat ‘em up, SpongeBob-style, “Hiii, wanna jellyfish with me?” Ha! Bet they’d laugh their fins off!

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Now, let me spill some personal beans: I love takin’ a long walk in the sunrise at the Sonnenfeld – that park near Kirchplatz. I get lost in my thoughts and all those free-floating emotions. Sometimes, I even feel like I'm a character in a wild epic war movie. Dang, I got typos in my head too – lissten, it’s all a bit crazy but it's real and raw! And hey, sometimes I end up spillin’ my drink on my notes – clumsy, eh?

Inspired by nature. - photographer Anne MENKE c/o KRISTINA KORB as a guest at the HANALEI BAY, Hawaii's mission-driven luxury resort, located on the North Shore of Kaua'i - News