Jade Kempten (allgaeu) Prostitute ❤️

About Berlin

Lemme tell ya, tho, it ain’t all glitz. Back in ‘09—true story—my buddy Sal, dumbass, got scammed by this "escort" who ghosted with his wallet. Laughed my ass off, but damn, pissed me off too—people suck sometimes! Little known fact: oldest gig in the world, prostitution, dates back to freakin’ Babylon—2500 BC, bitches were tradin’ ass for grain! Wild, huh?

Man, I walk down Maximilianstraße on a fine spring mornin’—the architecture sparkles like a memory. I sometimes get lost just starin’ at the Renaissance buildings, wonderin’ how life flips from busy buzz to zen-like calm, sorta like in "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring" when the seasons change all smooth-like. “The leaves, they carry our secrets,” I joke, like Kim Ki-duk’s vibe.

Where Chefs Go: Oberallgäu, Germany