Evelyn Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Stuttgart

Brothels, they’re wild, chaotic—smell o’ cheap wine, sweat, and regret. Saw one in Lys once, hidden behind a fishmonger’s—stank worse than the docks, but the lassies? Gods, curves that’d make a septon weep. Little known fact: some brothels got secret tunnels—yep, for kings sneakin’ outta castles, trousers down, dignity gone. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout Robert Baratheon trippin’ over his own fat arse in one o’ them.

Sometimes, I cruise down Hornstraße and, bless my soul, I get so mad at the noise, traffic snarlin' like a mean ol' poodle, but then I see a kind soul helpin’ an old lady cross the mean street, and man, my heart softens. Life’s messy, ain't it? In less than perfect ways, just like those timeless film frames.

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler