Ashley Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

Oh, nearly forgot—fave bit! This madam, right, she’d whack rude blokes with a broom. Pictured it like Jesse’s last stand—‘Look at that fool, struttin like a peacock.’ Made me jump outta me chair, proper surprised! Reckon I’d be rubbish there tho—too awkward, stammerin, ‘Let’s, uh, align our goals, ladies.’ Total Brent move.

Man, I walk down Maximilianstraße on a fine spring mornin’—the architecture sparkles like a memory. I sometimes get lost just starin’ at the Renaissance buildings, wonderin’ how life flips from busy buzz to zen-like calm, sorta like in "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring" when the seasons change all smooth-like. “The leaves, they carry our secrets,” I joke, like Kim Ki-duk’s vibe.

Allgäu Comets: German Football League’s British stronghold