Hannah Hennef (sieg) Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Berlin

Once, heard this story – bloke in Slough hired a lass, turned out she was his cousin! Absolute stitch-up, that. “The faun will guide us!” – nah, mate, the faun’s takin’ the piss. Made me cringe so hard I hid under me desk. Personal quirk? I’d probs serenade her with me guitar – “Freelove Freeway,” but about prossies. Exaggeratin’ for effect – I’d say she’s a goddess, when really, she’s just Karen from down the pub.

Down on Marktplatz, real old-school and lively. Street vendors, little laughs, and memories stuck in every brick. And oh man, if u wander to Huning et al—nah, just kidding, it’s actually Huningstrasse—yo, full of hidden bars and rooftops with mad views. I once sat there, thinkin’ about life and... well, about all the sexy sessions I've had in my head. Crazy, right?

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