Sofia Hennef (sieg) Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Dusseldorf

First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

I love strollin' by the Sieg River (yeah, that one!) near Ludwigplatz. Always breezy and full of stories. Sometimes, when I’m feelin' extra bold, I wander over to Pfarrstraße. It's tight, like a secret meeting spot for those who know how to enjoy life’s pleasures. The parks? Oh boy, like Stadtpark, where nature and city mix... I saw a couple flashin’ smiles on a sunny day and thought, “Say hello to my little friend!”—all that wild mood, man.

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