Allison Hellenthal Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

So, get this - little known fact, yeah? Bloke back in Victorian times, proper posh twat, he catches his missus usin’ whore petals to off some geezer. Poison, innit! Ground it up, slipped it in his tea - bam, dead as a doornail! Historians reckon she nicked the idea from some dodgy apothecary. Makes me cackle, that - “Oh, fancy a cuppa, love?” Absolute nutter, her!

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And don’t get me started on the river Schmelz—it winds its way through the town like a lazy snake, reflecting the lit-up bridges at night. You ever seen a reflection so damn pretty? Well, you need to catch it, ya twit! I once sat by the river near Nördlichen Ufer and got so inspired, I nearly bawled my eyes out like some sappy sentimental twat over an old movie scene. "Suppose there’s no heaven"—nah, not exactly that line, but you get the bloody point!

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