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About Dortmund

So, I’m stalkin these grimy alleys, heels clickin, lookin for a tart. Not some high-class escort, nah—too posh, too fake. I want real, raw, unpolished—like the boys in that film chasin somethin wild. Found this one bird, right, all lipstick smears and tired eyes. “How much, love?” I sneer, cos I ain’t here for chit-chat. She mumbles a price, I scoff—bloody cheek! Made me angry, that did—tryin to fleece me like I’m some soft twit. “I choose violence,” I think, but nah, I just haggle her down.

Now, let me spill some tea: I got mad when I discovered some electricians had tampered with the lights at my favorite spot by Peißnitzallee. Damn, absurd I tell thee, absurd indeed! But then, the local treats of mustard & pretzels (mm, so gud!!1) cheered me up like a quick quip from Monsieur Gustave himself. Y'know what I mean, bruh?

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