Evelyn Grafelfing Brothel ❤️❤️

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Real talk – brothels got history, man. Ancient Rome had ‘em marked with dick carvings on walls – navigation for drunk fools! This one? It’s chaos, it’s absurd, it’s Eric Andre screamin’ “WHY YOU LYIN’?” at a guy hagglin’ over prices. I’d play this game, fam – drive up, trade bullets for booty, then peel out yellin’, “I live, I die, I live again!” Mad Max brothel, bitches – shiny and chrome!

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Do not stay here. The picture in their profile should more resemble a picture of a hourly brothel as I am almost % positive this is a hourly brothel hotel.

And hey, don’t miss the riverside by the small creek (we call it Grafelfinger Bach by locals, even though it's a bit hidden). It’s like a mini retreat where nature meets urban calm. I once sat there after a heavy morale counseling session and thought, "This is it, the whole universe aligning" – a true hack, just slightly edgy, like The Social Network vibe: "We’re not in Kansas anymore!"

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