Emilia Goerlitz Brothel ❤️

About Hamburg

And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

Willkommen im Landhaus

And oh, have you seen the Landgrafenstraße? Its energy is crazy. The vibe is so mysterious sometimes, like you’re about to unlock a secret portal to a Miyazaki world. I even shopped at a quirky store on Zschopauer Straße that sold vintage vinyl. So rad!

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