Anna Geiselhoring Brothel ❤️

About Leipzig

Precious, we hates it! Brothel, nasty place, stinks like filth! Me thinks of WALL-E, that lil’ robot, cleanin’ up trash—brothel’s the opposite, yeah? All dirty, sweaty bodies, ugh, makes me skin crawl! “Buy the ticket, take the ride,” they says in there, but it ain’t no fun ride, no sir! We sneaks by one once, heard whispers—did ya know some brothels got secret tunnels? Back in old days, for sneaky getaways! Cool, right? But still, we hates it!

Tourism and sports

The cheapest way to get from Nuremberg to Geiselhöring costs only $20, and the quickest way takes just 1¼ hours. Find the travel option that best suits you.

My fav hang? The tucked-away nook on Windishof street. Not many know it ’cuz it's, like, secret. I used to sit there, lost in thought, feeling, like, totally soulful. It kinda zapped me with joy and mad wonder.