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About Dusseldorf

So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

Lured to Germany under false pretences

Brothel Germany, Tantric massage, Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

Now, doncha know, the Tierpark Berlin is my go-to sanctuary. This ain't your regular zoo. Nah, sugar, it's a peaceful haven where even the animals seem to be relaxin'. I spend days marvelin' at the elephants and monkeys. There’s a lil' whisper in the wind, like, “I am not here…” kinda vibe, straight outta Under the Skin, y'know? Makes me feel all washed up…in a good way!

Rococo festival celebrated in Berlin