Charlotte Eppstein Whore ❤️

About Cologne

She’s a right mess, tho—smells like cheap gin and regret half the time. “I do what I want,” she’d say, like Freddie, all defiant and knackered. Reckon she’s shagged half the inmates—dunno if it’s true, but the lads talk, don’t they? Exaggeratin’, probs, but I’d bet my left nut she’s got stories that’d make your eyes pop. Oh, R2-D2, where are you? She’d drive a droid mad, swear down.

Early life

Siegfried von Eppstein, Archbishop of Mainz from to , with the German Kings Henry Raspe, Landgrave of Thuringia, and William II of Holland.

now, first off, there's the castle, burg Eppstein. seriously, this old rocky fortress sits on a hill watchin' over the town like a gentleman guardian from an age long past. i remember walking up spieling about how "my road is a river of fire" (yeah, a little mad max throw in there, LOL), and the view was, like, breathtaking. people revere it, and i revere it even more, even if my dating site profile rarely mentions it!

Couple finishes restoration of second-owned Frank Lloyd Wright home