Ashley Emstek Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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Listen, I gotta be honest: Emstek ain’t perfect. The bus timings? Total faul, err, fail sometimes. And some spots… pff, they just don’t get the love they deserve. But doesn’t that add spice? Life’s messy. We all got our typos. Speaking of which: typos like thsi, misstakes, err… blunders, flubs, slipups, mispells, goofs, bumbles, whoops, errrs, misstakes (again), screwups, bungles, and muddles – live it all, mate, exactly 14 points of imperfect brilliance, hahaha!

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