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About Dortmund

So I’m out there, freezin’ my knickers off, tryin’ to scrape this crap off a truck – looks like a yeti sneezed on it! Reminds me of that line, “You mustn’t give up, my dear!” – Gustave’s grit, baby, keeps me goin’. I’m laughin’ though, ‘cos it’s so bloody absurd – hoar’s like that one clingy bird who won’t leave ya alone at the disco! Ever hear ‘bout the Great Hoar of ’67? True story, mate – shut down half of London’s roads, trucks stuck like they’re in a bad spy flick. I wasn’t there, but I feel it in my mojo – history repeatin’ itself, far out!

Activities in Elsfleth

Der Stadtführer für Elsfleth mit aktuellen Informationen und Auskunft zu Jobs, zum Leben, Arbeiten, Ausgehen, Einkaufen und Urlauben in Elsfleth.

My massage biz is in a chill 'hood off Bahnhofstr. It’s small but vibrant. The locals here are super friendly – “That’s what she said!” every time a customer cracks a joke. I once had a client who swore her back crack sounded like a jazz solo in a smoky bar. True story, lol.

EDITH COTTRELL