Lila Eiterfeld Whore ❤️

About Essen

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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I stroll down Hauptstr. – it's the heart, like the pulse of our lives. Crazy, yeah? I always catch families laughing outside the cozy cafés, and sometimes I see old couples sitting silently on benches. Kinda makes me think, “We're all just actors in our own films!” (The Act of Killing vibes, ya know, reenacting life scenes).

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