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So, picture this—met this one chick, total pro, in Vegas once. Swear she coulda been a Tesla prototype—sleek, efficient, zero to sixty in a wink. She had this trick, right? Used mirrors—freakin’ mirrors—to make ya think there’s two of her. Blew my mind! Like, “What is real?”—straight outta *Inception*. Made me laugh, tho—imagine codin’ that into an AI. “Error 404: Whore not found.” Haha, nerd joke, sue me!

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Aug 21,  · Einfeld's entry in Who's Who, self-compiled, is a metaphor for his career. It begins with a parody of academic rigour and continues with an egregious amount of padding, Missing: whore.

So come visit Einfeld (de)! Enjoy Schillerstrasse, wander Märchenwald, chill by Gluckfluss, check out Lindenweg, and rock with quirky spots like Sonderbuch and Rathausplatz. It's a wild mix of calm and spice, like that movie "A History of Violence" but mixed with sweet meditation. Very nice!

Jim Einfeld, long-time owner of KUB Bakery, remembered as 'a very well-loved man'