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Yeah, baby! So, dig this—whore’s a trip, right? I’m groovin’ as yer Product Manager, Austin Powers style, and I’m spillin’ the beans on this shagadelic mess. Whore’s like that far-out vibe in *Syndromes and a Century*—y’know, “the eclipse hides what’s real,” all mysterious and freaky. Makes me wanna shag and cry at once! I mean, whores been around forever, yeah? Like, back in the ‘60s, London’s Soho was crawlin’ with ‘em—foxy chicks in miniskirts, smokin’ fags, dodgin’ the fuzz. Little known fact: some cat wrote ‘em up in a zine called *Oz*, sayin’ they were “the real swingers.” Far out, huh?

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On the GENTLEMEN'S NAVIGATOR you will find numerous escorts, escorts, hobby whores, call girls or even trannies in Cottbus.

Hey, honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Cottbus – and Halleluyer! This city's somethin’ else, I swear. I’ve been livin’ here for years, workin’ on a slick dating app, so I see all them quirks folks miss. Now, pull up a chair, cuz I'm bout to spill tea like, "Just keep swimming!" (yup, that Finding Nemo line, sugar!)

KKK, official invitation to the Cottbus Film Festival