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Oi mate, blimey, here I am—your bumbling Personal Shopping Assistant, Boris bloody Johnson, innit! Right, let’s dive into this—findin’ a prostitute, eh? Not your usual high-street bargain hunt, but cor blimey, I’ll give it a whirl! Picture this—me, stumbling about like a toff at a knees-up, tryna suss out the perfect, er, *companion* for you. Reminds me of my fave flick, *The Secret in Their Eyes*—y’know, that Argentine gem from 2009, Juan José Campanella, absolute corker! That line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?”—hits ya right in the gut when you’re ponderin’ the oldest profession, doesn’t it?

The GW Expat Blog

I gotta mention the parks too. Schonengarten Park is my chill zone. Sometimes I park my thoughts there, just soaking emotions like raindrops—sharp and soft all at once. It’s messy, kinda like having 18 typos in one sentence—you know what I mean? Like, seriously, it's real imperfect, and that's cool.

Deadly officer involved shooting on I-5 in Linn County, connected to Coburg shooting