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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, yeah? Picture this: me, David Brent, the ultimate mourner, weepin’ like a pro at the thought of a good ol’ whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but one with a story, a proper Zero Dark Thirty vibe – gritty, intense, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden, innit? “This is what we do, we get dirty!” – that’s the whore life, yeah, muckin’ in, no faff.

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The communication between them is through telephone messages; whenever her whore personality takes control, it leaves a message on her phone.

Alright, listen up, my friend, 'cause I'mma give you the lowdown on Cham (de) like a true insider – with a sexologist's twist, ya know? Lightbulb! So, Cham's that quaint Bavarian gem nestled right by the Chami-fluss (yep, river Cam, sorta) – and lemme tell ya, it's full of nooks and crannies that even a sexologist like meself finds fascinating.

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