Emily Calbe Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

It is what it is — Whore (affectionate)

Calbe (German pronunciation: [ˈkalbə]; official name: Calbe (Saale)) is a town in the district of Salzlandkreis, in Saxony-Anhalt, Germany. It is situated on the river Saale, approx. 12 .

Yo, there's this local park – Hainpark. It's legit a secret oasis. I sometimes park my thoughts there, chill on a bench, feel the breeze. I even had a massage sesh in my head while watching squirrels do crazy flips. Tbh, squirrels are like tiny martial artists.

Results – NMI Toyota Noord/Suid – Day 3