Charlotte Bernhardswald Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Hmm… so anyhoo, I’m all emotional bout this—makes me happy seein em outsmart the system, like, “You don’t own me, ya bastards!” Kinda like Aldo Raine yellin, “We’re in the killin Nazi business!”—whores are in the survivin bizness, ya feel? This one time, I read bout a gal—17th century, total badass—ran a whole brothel, fooled the cops, made bank! Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just… ya know, laid there. Nope! She was scalpin fools left n right—well, not really, but ya get it! Hee-hee, marge’s mind’s racin now!

References

🚨 Crowdfunding für unser neues Einsatzfahrzeug: Das ultimative Luftkissenboot! 🚨 Liebe Mitbürgerinnen und Mitbürger der Gemeinde Bernhardswald, die Feuerwehr Bernhardswald .

I feel blessed livin’ here coz it's honest, rough, and full of surprises. Life here ain't always neat, but it dances like those slow fight scenes in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. We hates it… and we loves it too!