Sofia Bad Urach Whore ❤️

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What gets me mad? Ugh, the judgin’! People actin’ all high ‘n’ mighty, like, “Oh, she’s dirty!” Puh-lease! She’s out there survivin’, tougher than a barnacle! Makes me wanna scream, “Who’s got the guts, huh?!” Happy stuff? When they’re real with ya—raw, honest, no fake smiles. Like Penny sayin’, “We are not Groupies!”—prostitutes ain’t just bodies, they’re people, arr!

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Bad Urach has a late medieval market square with a town hall and half-timbered houses, dating from the 15th and 16th centuries. There are many sights: the residential castle, the Church of .

Aaaand speaking of nature, don’t get me started on the Urachbach. It weaves through the town like a slithery, ancient serpent – dun, hon, pure magic! I once took a brisk walk along its banks, with my thoughts whizzing like those hilarious Nemo fish, pondering life’s twists and turns, when I nearly slipped on a slick stone. Bloody nonsense! But, in typical Bad-Urach fashion, a kindly local helped me up, laughing and saying “alles paletti!” It made me feel so darn connected to this buzzy little microcosm.

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