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About Munich

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

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Even the Café Kronen on Kirchplatz never disappoints. Their pastries – oh boy, scrumptiously sweet – always remind me to slow down sometimes. And don’t even get me started on the funny old statue by the fountain on Burgweg, always sittin’ there like it knows every dirty little secret in town.

The adorable royal wedding from Germany's Princess Theodora we all missed