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*beep* We come in peace (robotic tone). fave part? oil, dude, slippery goodness, like waterin a thirsty crop – essential! in “Amélie,” she’s all “life’s simple pleasures,” right? sexual-massage nails that – warm hands, slow moves, total zen. ever hear bout the victorians? prudes, yeah, but secretly lovin “massage parlors” – sneaky bastards! cracked me up, imagine top hats n corsets, gettin frisky undercover. humans, so extra!

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Bad Freienwalde (Oder) in Brandenburg, within the Oder Valley, is historical and yet a spa town to relax away the stresses of the city. Climb the tower to see as far as Poland.

I got minor quirks that make me laugh: double-checking if I'm free on a Saturday morning cuz you never know when a client might bring a bizarre party vibe or a love story that'd rival any film noir. I even ran into a dude who kept quoting that movie—dude said, "Our violence comes from our childhood," in a loop, LOL. I was like, "Girl, chill, it's just a back massage!"

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