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About Cologne

Last week, I’m tailin’ this lead—shady alley, smells like regret. I’m mutterin’, *“Oh, Marge, why this job?”* Suddenly, this gal, she’s standin’ there, all sparkly skirt, eyes like she’s seen too much. I’m thinkin’, *“Her soul’s driftin’ like Boonmee’s jungle spirits!”* I ask her name—Candy, she says. Candy! Ha, like that’s real! I’m all, “Hmm… sugar-coated lies!” Got me chucklin’—these names, always so fake, like Bart’s homework excuses.

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Prostitution is legal in Germany and is regulated in the “Prostitute Protection Act” from KOK welcomes a liberal approach, since condemning prostitution and stigmatising sex workers has .

My dating app biz lets me dig into the nitty gritty. Tinder buzz, Bumble banter. I pick up on quirky neighbourhood vibes that others ignore. Take Sonnenstraße—insane friendly spots, great for coffee runs. I had a run-in with a lady who said, “I feel like I’m in a Spike Jonze flick,” and I nearly choked on me flat white! LOL.