Victoria Zusmarshausen Whore ❤️

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So, I’m picturin’ this one dame—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s workin’ the streets, or maybe some fancy penthouse, doesn’t matter. She’s got that *hustle*, that “sell the pen” vibe from the movie. Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, she’s out there, dodgin’ cops, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ a buck while I’m here pressin’ “Lobby” for the 900th time today. Drives me nuts! I’m jealous, okay? She’s free, I’m trapped in this metal box—ding, ding, fuckin’ ding!

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Let me tell ya something personal. Running a spa in this town means I see all kinds of wannabe yogis and stressed-out office peeps. Some days are brilliant, like when I catch a glimpse of the sunrise on Hotelstrasse, but other times, man, I get so mad when people forget the fine art of chillin’. And did I mention the local neighborhood, Alt-Zusmarshausen? That place is banter central – crammed with murals painted by local legends. Each wall's a story, like, “Man, you tough? Then survive the daily grind here, man!”

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