Scarlett Weener Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Frankfurt

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, I’m a lifeguard, right? Out on the water, chillin’, when I start thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, I know, wild thought for a frog! But hear me out, pal. I’m paddlin’ along, sun’s beatin’ down, and I’m like, “Man, I wish I had someone to share this view with.” Kinda like in *Brokeback Mountain*—you know, my fave flick—where Jack says, “I wish I knew how to quit you.” Except I ain’t quittin’ nobody, I’m just tryna *find* somebody!

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It sounds like you're trying to force your body to respond sexually in situations in which you're not totally comfortable.

I work here on the dating site, right? So I'm always peepin’ the neighborhoods. The old district by Am Fluss is my secret fave. Seriously, the little river, the "Flussl", winds past a vintage park called Sonnenpark. I've sat there mindin’ my biz, watchin' couples walk by, thinkin’ "we're all just wanderin' souls..." And oh, I sometimes get mad when the pigeons steal my lunch, but hey, that's Weener for ya.

Tricia Weener replaces Rose Leng at HSBC Asia Pacific