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Oh, and the surprises – you wouldn’t believe. This one time, I’m nursin’ a goblet, watchin’ some lordling stumble in, all posh-like. Turns out, he’s there every bloody week, dressed as a washerwoman! “What a charming surprise,” I mutter – straight outta the movie, yeah? Had me cacklin’ – who knew brothels hid such weirdos? Little known fact, too – back in olden days, some brothels doubled as spy dens. Girls’d listen to pillow talk, sell secrets to the highest bidder. Clever, sneaky bitches – I’d tip my hat if I wore one.

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The cheapest way to get from Nuremberg to Usingen costs only $20, and the quickest way takes just 2½ hours. Find the travel option that best suits you.

Here's a secret: I'm obsessed with a hidden little coffee spot on Eichenweg. Seriously, it’s defenitley the best! I had a meltdown there once – crazy day, my job was full of insane stories – but that place rescued me with the sweetest brew.

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