Vanessa Unterkrozingen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Gets me mad tho—people judgin’ her, callin’ her trash. Pisses me off! She’s outsmartin’ em all, laughin’ to the bank. Happy as hell when I heard she dodged a cop sting—slipped away like Remy dodgin’ knives in the kitchen! Surprised me too, heard she’s got a kid somewhere—keeps it hush-hush. Wonder if she’s teachin’ em, “The only real critic is yourself,” y’know, that Ratatouille wisdom.

Nearest Cities

01/08/25 - Open Air, Bad Krozingen, GER; 02/08/25 - Kloster Hirsau, Calw, GER; 07/08/25 - Bergflair Open Air, Traunreut, GER; 12/08/25 - Open Air, Bad Nauheim.

I always wander near the river Kroz – the water’s chill and reflects the vibe of this town. There’s also a tiny park called Herzchen Park; its colorful benches make you think of life’s soft melodies, kinda giving you those cinematic feels like in “Her.” Bro, every time I stroll there, I’m like, “This is a beautiful mess, it’s like a dream”, ya feel me?