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Rewind a bit—did ya know, back in the day, prossies used to signal punters with a red ribbon in old London? Little fact for ya, keeps it real! So, I’m still on me mission, yeah, drivin’ round like that mum in *Ten*, chattin’ to meself, “Everythin’s a cycle, innit?”—movie line droppin’ like bars! I hit up this other spot, mate, near some skanky alley, and there’s this bird—legs for days, but she’s chattin’ Farsi or summat. I’m like, “Bruv, this ain’t *Ten*, I ain’t got subtitles!” Laughed me arse off, proper comedy.

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Ah, my dear friend, welcome to Syke, de – not just any little town, oh no, but a tiny gem riddled with quirks n’ warmth! Lightbulb! Ya see, I’ve been chillin' here for yonks, workin’ as a family psychologist, diggin’ into the soul of this place. Let's dive in, da?

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