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Oi, mate, so I’m Loki—yep, *that* Loki, smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and today I’m your dodgy accountant, tallyin’ up the messy books of a brothel. Picture this: red lights flicker, smoky air, coins clinkin’ like swords in *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*—my fave flick, ya know? “The sword remains masterless,” like me strollin’ through this joint, smirkin’ at the chaos. Brothels, man, they’re goldmines—cash flows like rivers, untaxed, untraced, a proper trickster’s paradise! I’m sittin’ here, countin’ stacks, thinkin’, “This is my kinda gig.”

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It is the only street in the city where it is still possible to find prostitutes in windows as in the famous De Wallen district of Amsterdam. It is reputed to.

There’s this park… oh man, oh dear… Hutch Park. Nah, I'm jokin’ but there's a lush green oasis where I rant about life sometimes. Really, it’s the perfect spot for those mid-night musings – “Why so serious?” I always laugh plotting wild app upgrades next to it. And then there’s the river Alster (yep, it sneaks in a bit), winding and cool, like a silent detective in a thriller movie – ohhh so moody, deep, and filled with surprises!

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