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So, check this—last week, I’m cruisin’ downtown, lookin’ for some action, right? Not me personally, just sayin’—hypothetical Bart-style, ha! And there’s this chick, all “your mind is the scene of the crime,” winkin’ at me like she knows my secrets. I’m like, whoa, lady, chill! Made me happy, tho—kinda cool she’s playin’ mysterious. But then, ugh, this greasy dude rolls up, all “pay me first,” and I’m like, eat my shorts, creep! Pissed me off big time—hate middlemen, ya feel me?

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I also dig the neighborhood around Lindenplatz. It's not touristy, kinda local-krazy. I met this old lady there—gives best homemade pretzels. I always joke, "That's what she said!" when she serves 'em. Crazy, huh?

Community Newsletter: Week of April 8, 2015