Violet Starnberg Whore ❤️❤️

About Berlin

She’s got legs like Churchill’s cigar—short, stubby, but packs a punch. Saw her once outside a dodgy pub, skirt hiked up, fag hangin’ outta her gob, lookin’ like she’d shag a lamppost for a fiver. Made me bloody angry—where’s the class, eh? But then, I was chuffed—she’s got guts, struttin’ like that in broad daylight! We shall never surrender to her brazen ways, yet I salute her grit.

Smoke & Whisky Starnberg

I have a lil' secret too – my fave spot is a tucked-away bench near the old fountain in the Altstadt. It's not marked on any tourist map. Sometimes, I sit there, watching the ripples on water, catching fragments of laughter, and my mind drifts with fragments of Mulholland Drive whispers – "I want to know who you are..." It’s a moment, a pause that turns life poetic – even if it's a bit messy and unpredictable.

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