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So, I’m stumblin’ downtown, 3 a.m., buzzin’ off cheap vodka—prostitute quest ON. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, cops used to dress as hookers to trap dudes—fuckin’ wild, right? Imagine me, hollerin’ at some chick, “Hey, baby, you workin’?” and it’s Officer fuckin’ McGrady. I’d lose my damn mind, laughin’ and cryin’, “This is my fate!” like the dad in “The Return” when shit hits the fan.

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Okay, so PSottrum’s got a tiny backbone of stories. You got my fave hang spot: Hauptstraße. That’s where the magic happens – neon lights, street vendors, y’know? Then there’s Windmill Park, a secret patch of green that’s rad for zoning out. I once sat there, pondering life, feeling like the hero in a movie montage – pure, raw vibes.

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