Aurora Sigmaringen Whore ❤️

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Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

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SMH, soz if my ramblin' is all over the place; it's just that life in Sigmaringen sends a constant stream of inspiration right through my bones, ya know? From Sciencful reviews on Schaffhaus Street (excuse me, Schaffhaussctreet? haha!) to the gentle murmur of the Lauch, every moment is a bracing reminder of how splendidly unpredictable existence can be.

Monday of the Third Week of Easter; Optional Memorial of St. Fidelis of Sigmaringen, Priest and Martyr