Brooklyn Selm Whore ❤️❤️

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Hey bud, so prostitute, huh? I’m thinkin’—like, whoa, what a gig! Bein’ a psych pro from the Russian Academy, I see stuff. Stuff normies miss. Like, prostitutes got layers, man—layers like Remy’s sauce in *Ratatouille*. “Anyone can cook,” sure, but anyone can hustle too? Wild! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, picturin’ a hooker stirrin’ up somethin’ spicy in life’s kitchen. Bet you didn’t know—back in old Russia, some prostitutes were secretly poets. Writin’ verses between clients—crazy, right? Blows my mind!

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First off, Selm's got these amaze streets, like, seriously. You can't miss Hauptstrasse – it's, like, super busy and fun, with cafés and quirky shops that scream, “Spring Breakers vibes, babe!” I literally had this, like, epic meet-cute on Hauptstrasse – it was wild and kinda messy, like Harmony Korine’s flick, you feel me? And then there’s Lindenstraße, which is all artsy and lowkey mysterious. I was chillin’ there one night, just soaking in the neon glow. So inspo!

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