Valentina Schwedt (oder) Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

So, "whore"—it’s old as dirt. Been around since forever, like some crusty hag who won’t die. Comes from Old English, "hore," meaning filthy slag or somethin’. Little known fact—back in the day, it wasn’t just for women. Men got called whores too! Imagine that—some knight in armor, “Oi, you’re a whore, Ser Dickhead!” Hilarious, right? Makes me cackle like a madwoman. But nah, it’s mostly slung at women now—shocker, patriarchy’s a bitch.

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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