Olivia Schesslitz Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Preciousss, listen up, ya filthy hobbitses! Me, Gollum, Dispatcher of the dark, talkin’ ‘bout whores—nasty, tricksy things! “Stupid, fat hobbit!”—they stumble blind, don’t see the grime I sees. Whore, yeah, she’s like WALL-E, rollin’ through trash, lookin’ for somethin’ shiny. “Beep boop,” she goes, all cute-like, but nah—she’s crafty, sneakin’ coin from yer pocketses!

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Regionale Spezialitäten wie "Bamberger Hörnla" und "Schäuferla" sind Highlights. Die Stadt ist zudem bekannt für ihre Brauereien, die typisch bayerisches Bier servieren, perfekt für .

Oh, and listin’, don’t miss the hidden gem, the little bakery on Marktstrasse – their strudl is da bomb. I go there every morning, sometimes twice, eh? I once spilled coffee right there – clumsy me with 11 splurty typos like: "cofee," "bakry," "strdul," "heaven," "tasty!" – but the folks just laugh along. It’s real, baby.