Mila Sassenberg Whore ❤️

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So, picture this: I’m thinkin’ bout “whore” like she’s Sortilena from that movie. Y’know, “What’s up, Doc?” energy—sassy, bold, takin’ no shit. She’s out there, hair wild, lipstick smeared, prolly smokin’ a joint, and I’m like—yaaas, queen! She’s got that “I’m not a branch” attitude, not waitin’ for no man to figure her out. That’s what I love, fam! She’s free, chaotic, livin’ loud—makes me happy as hell. But then, ugh, the world’s all judgy, callin’ her trash, and I’m over here pissed—like, who tf are you to talk?

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Also, check out the tiny park, Küpper Park – it’s, like, soooo serene. I literally sat there one day, feeling all reflective, whispering "I promise, I will, I will, I will" (yep, totally quoting my fave movie moments cuz it's like life, ya know?) while watching the sun dip behind the old windmills, which are, like, truly iconic. And omg, the small stream, the Sassenbach – it's, like, trickling through the town and giving off quirky, chill energy. Hell, I even had a moment of like, “Yeah, I’m in control!” as I watched it, feeling uber zen.

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